Corny Lines..



Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?





you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!


Corny lines have always had me awestruck.. Some of them are so plain outrageous that u can't fool a three year old..


But ain't it mushy mushy, sweet and romantic like some of these i can fall for any day -

"I wanna swim in ur eyes so deep.
N hold you even when ur asleep ;)
And steal ur heart forever to keep
N like a broom off ur feet will i sweep
If u were a sheep, i'd be ur bopeep
My heart for u ever surely does weep.
Its done since jumping off lovers leap.
I've to end this asking give me a peep.
Wear just a smile ,sow seeds we can reap?"



corny way to propose right??
So wat do u say? wats the corniest lines u have come across???

Comments

Kaylee said…
HEHE I LOVE THIS POST!:D
J said…
My personal fav... Hey baby, let's go make some babies :D
Radha said…
Corny & how!
@ J ...Yikes!
Bob-kat said…
Very funny!

I've never really been chatted up with a corny line but I have been asked 'Do you come here often?'. The chap then realised what he had said and we both laughed :)
hehehhe...that last one was majorly corny :)
diyadear said…
thank u kaylee..
j, ha ha that one rocks..
radha,, :)
bob,lol..
muffet. :)
Nanditha Prabhu said…
you too from kodungalloor ... hey now im a bit excited....
do you bt any chance know the SNfamily?
Keshi said…
If a guy proposed to me with that, I'd shoot him on the spot.

One guy once walked upto me n said that I hv a familiar face...I was like mebbe Im his mum?

Keshi.
Maddy said…
hey diya, hv you figured out why corny lines are said, in the first place? becos (my take)

1. the guy who says it is sometimes not very clever or original

2. the listener likes it (as they say foolish likeable nothings)and likes the simpleton who says it

otherwise the idea would hv died long back!!!
MeMyself_n_I said…
hehehe hilarious post.
i'd been chatted up by a guy on a bus once, n i remember he was pretty cheesy but he was soooo cute that i didn't care. :-p
diyadear said…
nanditha,
now u know it all :D
keshi,
i bet u wud.. or he wud flee seeing ur high heels ;)
maddy,
but some light herted nothings do bring a curve on ur face ;) or do have to be blond for that ;)teenager,
ah ha.. if such mushy things r utterred by a cute being, then they stop being corny :D enjoy!!
Keshi said…
LOLZ @high heels!

Keshi.
Adi Crazy said…
lolzzzz.....
Very interesting post. :)
Carmi said…
My all-time favorite is:

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

In all seriousness, I've never been one for corny lines like this. Straight-up honesty is the best way to go. Lines like this remind me of oily salesmen.
The Lad said…
Lol..funny man..
and I like ur blog..really good!
diyadear said…
keshi,
he he
adi crazy,
thanks for dropping by..
carmi,
lolz at oily salesman ;)
hey lad,
thanks a lot :)
Moi said…
:) corny they are!!! i cant tolerate when my husband cracks up without fail, every time , when i say "come again" for "what did u say"....he just has to laugh....corny sense of humor indeed!!
Cris said…
Aha, those lines are funny, even the ones added here, I had to read all comments, thanks for the laugh!
Anonymous said…
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